Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
Pepsi and Coca Cola can't even be in the same restaurant, and we want World peace?
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
I've decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.