Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I need new haters. The old ones became fans.
I'm just a vibe at this point.
I'm 97% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.
My phone dies faster than my motivation.
Today's mood: somewhere between a 'meh' and a yawn.
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I finally realized people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a cell phone.
The road to success is always under construction.
The only running I do is running out of patience.