Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Life is too short to remove a USB drive safely.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a couch potato with high ambitions.
Facebook: where people share things you didn't ask about to people who don't care.
I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
Every time Facebook shows me a memory I think 'delete this evidence immediately.'
Facebook marketplace is proof that people will try to sell literally anything.
Facebook relationship status options should include 'it's complicated and I don't want to talk about it.'
Posted a life update and my third cousin twice removed commented 'praying for you sweetie' on what was clearly a joke.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm giving you time to reflect on what you just said.
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.