Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm not quiet quitting. I'm loud staying and silently screaming.
I schedule meetings to recover from my meetings.
That one friend who says 'we should hang out more' but never initiates plans.
Today's work mood: Loading...
I don't have imposter syndrome. I have 'I'm genuinely unqualified' syndrome.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
The audacity of laundry to exist every single week without fail.
Saying 'let me check my schedule' when you know full well you have nothing going on.
I don't need Google. My wife knows everything.
My bed and I have a special relationship. But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.