Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I childproofed my house but they still get in.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
My Monday motivation left a note. It said 'good luck' and disappeared.
I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
My son put together a PowerPoint presentation about why we should go to the waterpark this weekend. It had several slides.
Be the light you wish to see in the world.
Born to dilly dally, forced to pickup the pace.
That sounds like a you problem.
Oh look, another opinion I didn't ask for.