Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
You should laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
For every action, there's a corresponding over-reaction.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
There are no real winners in life, only survivors.
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
Constipated people don't give a crap.
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?