Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

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You should laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
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For every action, there's a corresponding over-reaction.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
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If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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There are no real winners in life, only survivors.
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Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
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Constipated people don't give a crap.
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I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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