Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I'm the reason.
I put my root beer in a square cup.
Now it's just beer.
Maybe the mattress stores could tell us when they are NOT having a sale.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
I love going outdoors.
It's much safer than going out windows.
On the surface of things, whales are always blowing it.
* puts a bunch of sparklers on the counter *
"How much for the angry incense?"
I am studying Eastern Europe, but I may never Finnish.
I'm not Russian.