Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Using the wrong tool during surgery can be heart wrenching.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what, I have never been sad at a Mexican restaurant.
Sometimes I put the "PRO" in procrastination.
Enjoy the warmth of August because we are approaching the series of BRR months.
At the advent of it's invention the guillotine was considered cutting edge technology.
I never should have given my actual email address to Swatch.
Now I'm on some sort of international watch list.
A man has died after falling into a vat of coffee. It was instant.
I was pulled over this morning, and the cop asked if I had a police record. I said no, but I have a Sting CD.
UNO is the number one game in the world.
A recent announcement says half of all vehicles will be electric in ten years. My questions is "Which half? Front or Back?"