Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

The difference between me and Superman is - He has super vision. I require supervision.

The main difference
between a nudist
and a streaker is speed.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.