Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I went to get acupuncture the other day, and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.

Don't worry. If Plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation...