Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I told a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.

What's the difference
between a good joke
and a bad joke timing.

I met a depressed bodybuilder today. He had nothing to lift for.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

A local theater put together an act about jokes, it was a play on words.

When a cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." How was I supposed to know she meant my credit card?