Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I really wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.

Reality called, so I hung up.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

I just had a reality check... it bounced.

There are no real winners in life, only survivors.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.