Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Nine year old has disappeared after using mothers moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

It's sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
l asked my 12 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you.