Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

I sent that 'Ancestry' site some info on my family tree. They sent me back a pack of seeds and suggested that I just start over.

Insurance companies are warning that if your tent is stolen while camping, you won't be covered

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day. To be discovered.