Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

I sent that 'Ancestry' site some info on my family tree. They sent me back a pack of seeds and suggested that I just start over.

It's sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.

Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Take your nose back; I found it in my business.

To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.