Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

They really need to stock ATMs better. I went to 4 of them today and they all said "insufficient funds."

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

I hate it when revolving doors move too fast. It's a real pane in the butt.

The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Whoever determined a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.