Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
People say I've got no willpower, but I've quit smoking loads of times.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking, I decided to quit reading.
I suffer from that disorder where I speak my truth and it pisses people off.
Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
It's a known fact that sharks only attack people who are wet.
I dislike people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
I want to open a two dollar store for people who enjoy the finer things.
← Back to All Statuses