Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

When I was young we were so poor, we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat... I would often skip lunch

I went to buy some camouflage trousers today, but I couldn't find any.

I tried to catch some fog but I mist.

I want to open a two dollar store for people who enjoy the finer things.