Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Insurance companies are warning that if your tent is stolen while camping, you won't be covered

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.

IronMan is actually Fe Male

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

I have come to the conclusion that buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

When I shop for clothes I look for XL on the label. I am Extra Lean.