Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Science Tip: You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.

A new study reveals that listening to Queen might be bad for your health. This is due to unusually high mercury content.

The older I get the more dangerous it is to sneeze

I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.