Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I saw a math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think she was plotting something.

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

Someone stole my bike, so I called the police, and they found the thief. He was arrested for peddling stolen goods.

Is the professor who instructs dental school students about dentures a Substitooth Teacher?

The meaning of opaque is unclear.

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster in water. This means the bicycle is your only chance at beating a hippo in a triathlon.