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No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
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It's shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon."
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I really want to start a new diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
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