Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. Observe them. Write down notes.

For years there's been talk about getting rid of the US penny and they finally did it! Some people are just afraid of change.

Strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on food in the fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

People are so judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Claustrophobic people tend to think outside the box.

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.