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The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.
It might be called social media, but all I do is share photos and ignore people.
It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook.
If we tell people that the brain is an app, maybe they will start using it.
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