Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Life is like a camera—focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Life is short. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Take the trip.

I like puns about immortality. They never get old.

Life's too short to be vanilla