Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
Cops just left. They said if I am going to walk around my house naked, I am going have to do it inside.
Why do speed walkers
look like kids who are told
not to run around the pool?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I want to open a two dollar store for people who enjoy the finer things.
A quick shoutout to all the sidewalks out there. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
That awkward moment when a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you...
← Back to All Statuses