Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The fact that we call them "Earth worms" implies that there's another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…

Fun fact, Scotland is approximately 50% land. The other half is Scot.

There is a new vegetarian "meat" product out. They named it Incogmeato.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Scientists estimate there are over 650 million obese people in the world, but those are just round figures.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.