Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I love going outdoors.
It's much safer than going out windows.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Going to a music lovers meeting but can't remember if it's on... Penny Lane, Electric Avenue or down on Main Street.

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.

The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.