Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

When I was young we were so poor, we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat... I would often skip lunch

I'm an only child, and I'm still not the favorite.

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster in water. This means the bicycle is your only chance at beating a hippo in a triathlon.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant because I believe in myself.

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.