Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

After a short conversation, someone asked me if I was a nerd.
I said I preferred the term "smarter than you".

A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

The rule "I before E except after C" disproved by science.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.