Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

You can't be late until you show up.

My comfort zone has a waiting list.

Throwing scrabble tiles at each other is all fun and games until someone loses an i.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.