Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever the profession.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
I am going to need some of you to get weirder. I can't keep pulling all the weight.
I wonder how many animals we tried to ride before we discovered horses we cool with it.
A quick shoutout to all the sidewalks out there. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.
← Back to All Statuses