Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning.

My friend's Bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

I fell off a 20 ft ladder last night while working on my roof.
I am glad I was only on the first step.

I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went... then it dawned on me.

People are out mountain climbing, and zip-lining, and I'm just happy I got my leg through my underwear without falling over.