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I love going outdoors... It's much safer than going out windows.

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.

For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act.
It was a stage he was going through.

I love going outdoors.
It's much safer than going out windows.

I bought a really nice bag of trail mix.
After my kids got a hold of it,
I now have a really nice bag of raisins.

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