Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what I told you the first time.

Every time Facebook shows me a memory I think 'delete this evidence immediately.'

If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.