Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If at first, you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what I told you the first time.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

I fell off a 20 ft ladder last night while working on my roof.
I am glad I was only on the first step.