Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If at first, you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what I told you the first time.

I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn't named Marvin.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn't work out, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.