Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Do you know where Captain Hook bought his hook?
At the second hand store.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money? It took you 5-7 seconds to take it from my account.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
When a cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." How was I supposed to know she meant my credit card?
I got a new compass, but I don't know how to use it. It didn't come with directions.
← Back to All Statuses