Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I ate my exam papers...which means pretty soon I'll pass the test.

To be successful in life, have these: backbone, wishbone, and a funny bone.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life. At least, that's what I tell myself.

My goal in life is to have a Wikipedia page written about me. Maybe just a newspaper article. Ok, I'd accept a journal entry.

I went bald early in life but I still kept a comb. I just can't part with it.