Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

Sundays are always a little sad, but.. the day before is a sadder day.

Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.

Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
l asked my 12 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

After 20 minutes of being ignored, it's amazing how fast Home Depot employees show up when you try to start a chainsaw.