Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Don't you wish they made a clap-on clap-off device for some people's mouths?

Some people know the rules for playing the game Battleship and some people don't. It's pretty much hit or miss.

The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.