Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

It's ok if some people dislike you. Not everyone has great taste.

If something's not going right, try left.

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store.

Some people say I'm addicted to somersaults, but that's just how I roll.

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Don't you wish they made a clap-on clap-off device for some people's mouths?