Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die.

Whoever determined a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.

I really wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.

Eyeglass makers who profit well can frame their success.

Lawyer team for the failed Brazilian lift procedure are prepping their rebuttal.