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REMINDER: September is Procrastination Awareness Month!
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If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.
My bank balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft.
Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.
It's September. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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