Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.

A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.

In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

I heard the best way to release emotion is to write letters to the people and burn them. What do I do with the letters?