Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.

Nine year old has disappeared after using mothers moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Whoever determined a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.

I really wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.

Please don't make my funeral too early. I'm not really a mourning person.