Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

If you need an ark, I Noah guy.

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You look like I need a drink.

I don't need a therapist. I just need a friend to be silly with.

I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes.

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I don't need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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