Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

The inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles

To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. Observe them. Write down notes.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.