Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

There are no real winners in life, only survivors.

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I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

I tripped over a box of kleenex this morning. I was worried I sprained my ankle but there was only soft tissue damage.

I wish I could mute people in real life.

I was going to have alligator for dinner but realized I only had a croc pot.

Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday.

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.

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