Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I have come to the conclusion that buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Life is like a camera—focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!

Enjoy the warmth of August because we are approaching the series of BRR months.

Surviving another day that should have been an email.

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.

Another day, another Facebook memory reminding me of the person I used to be