Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I like eating Nerds because I’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel. Nerds take the edge off.

Did I 'kill a plant" or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?

Doing nothing is so hard because you never know when you are done.

Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter how long it takes.

It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone... Be that person.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.